QotW

MB: "Does heat defeat cold?"

Deda: "Um, yep."

MB: "And water defeats fire. But hot lava and fire are not the same. If you got in fire you would just get really burned. If you got in hot lava, you would, um, die."

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MG: "I was laughing so hard my shoulders hurt."

MB: "I was laughing so hard that my brain covered my ears."

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Set-up: The other day, Deda bought MB a giant monster truck. (He's really into monster trucks right now.) She put it in the middle of his room before he got home from school. When he saw it, he almost peed his pants with excitement. The next day, when he came home from school, he suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, man! I forgot I had this!" and ran around with it. Then, he proceeded to tell Geemaw this little story...

MB: "So, maybe one day when I come home from... what's that place called that we go that mommy works?"

Geemaw: "Church?"

MB: "Ya, church. So maybe one day I come home from church, or maybe school or a restaurant or something. And then I come upstairs and go in my room and maybe SOMEBODY put a surprise, like another giant monster truck, in my room and I don't know. And then I come home from church or school or wherever and I run upstairs and I open my door and I see it. Somebody could do that for me."

Crossing to the dArk Side

Yes, I did it. I crossed over. After years of resisting the forces that tried so hard to convert me, I gave in. Why? Circumstances made it wise to do so for various reasons. Now I'm slightly addicted, but not too bad. No more than I was before.

I bought

an



iPhone.