(As we drank hot chocolate at Starbucks, he wanted a straw. We told him you don't drink hot chocolate with a straw, but you can suck it through the little hole in the lid.)
"If I sip too much from the hole, it burns my ears, and my throat."
(When discussing Santa and his love of cookies.)
"Did you know that Santa is estracted (translation: attracted) to cookies? That's why he's fat. He's very estracted to cookies."
"When I chew the blueberries on this side of my mouth, it tastes like a blueberry. But when I chew the blueberries on the other side of mouth, it tastes like a raspberry, not a blueberry."
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